No one EVER has need for a cartop carrier. If you have so much stuff that you think you need one – get rid of that stuff
Just because 4 other people ran out of gas yesterday, doesn’t make it ok for you to.
When driving between El Paso and San Antonio on I-10 – fill your tank as soon as you see a working gas station – turns out most gas stations along that route don’t actually carry gas.
When waiting for a tow truck to bring you gas, and they tell you that it will be 45 minutes, do not wait to relieve yourself 30 minutes into it. They may be a little early.
Texans use dogs to sniff for drugs and immigrants, Californians check your fruit.
Just because 4 other people ran out of gas yesterday, doesn’t make it ok for you to.
When driving between El Paso and San Antonio on I-10 – fill your tank as soon as you see a working gas station – turns out most gas stations along that route don’t actually carry gas.
When waiting for a tow truck to bring you gas, and they tell you that it will be 45 minutes, do not wait to relieve yourself 30 minutes into it. They may be a little early.
Texans use dogs to sniff for drugs and immigrants, Californians check your fruit.
Grossest Public Bathroom: the restaurant at the Quality Inn, El Paso, TX
Our favorite businesses we’ve seen in Austin:
Homeslice Pizza, Hey Cupcake! (a cupcake trailer), Caffeine Dealer
Before you travel in Texas, make certain you have an Obama bumper sticker and one that reads, “Choice on Earth.” Also, if you have a cardboard sign leftover from a carnival party you threw that reads, “Enjoy Your Journey,” make sure you display it in the window. You will have become accidental hippies.
Homeslice Pizza, Hey Cupcake! (a cupcake trailer), Caffeine Dealer
Before you travel in Texas, make certain you have an Obama bumper sticker and one that reads, “Choice on Earth.” Also, if you have a cardboard sign leftover from a carnival party you threw that reads, “Enjoy Your Journey,” make sure you display it in the window. You will have become accidental hippies.
1 comments:
a few past observations from my last trip, seems like you two are past said part of the country though...have fun, call if you need anything! (oh, and Kentucky drivers are the worst!)
hello everyone!
I am still in the houston area, but am leaving in the a.m...here's what I've learned so far--
1. I never want to live in New Mexico.
2. Drivers in AZ put there high beams on and leave them until you switch lanes...and its kinda hard to switch lanes when the person behind you has their high beams on.
3. If you get stuck in a dust storm north of LA find a truck to follow and them buy them a cup of coffee at the next truck stop for saving you life.
4. In TX you can drive 90 mph for hrs on end and feel like you're getting nowhere.
5. It does snow in Texas.
6. I've seen gas for $1.39 per gallon
7. The same guy has been working at the chevron station in Mt. Shasta, CA for at least 6 yrs, I"ve seen him there five times.
8. There is such thing as mexican techno music.
9. You WILL get a ticket for jaywalking in LA.
10. Coffee works pretty well, but singing at the top of your lungs is a great way to perk up.
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